Breaking news - Slugs on the move

We reach the weekend in a normal January fashion, no real benefit from the slightly lengthening hours with the grey clouds that cover the town again: no downer for the slugs, however, who are already on the move and eyeing up every tasty piece of new vegetation.
Speaking of food - A custard slice from Ashers will cheer things up if the sun stays away. Nothing much new to report really but your correspondent will return with any breaking news on the sofa situation.