Shameless sofa soaks up Saturday sunshine.

There it was, an absolute disgrace, just basking in the long-awaited sunshine. Resplendent after it’s escape into the wild, mocking the good citizens of Nairn as they passed. How much more can we take from this out-of-control sofa? There is no respect from furniture any more, why aren’t the police doing anything? They must act before it is too late and all our sofas stop listening to us and all take up these dreadful kind of inner-city habits. Too much pandering to wet liberal soft furnishing designers that’s what’s wrong with our country today.