A seagull pecks over last night's chip papers so majestically

A seagulls pecks over last night's chip papers so majestically, but so in vain, it wasn't the early bird today. Crocuses hold their brave heads up through a covering of snow. Overcoats necessary to fetch the papers to-day. Soon the silent bars will ring to the fortunes of an old firm game and many Nairnites will wear blue or green and sink a few bevyies and before you know it, it will be Monday but at least it won't be 5-2-3 .