Sofa or settee? Experts baffled! Furniture welfare experts now involved.

Nairn is split over the issue and expert opinion itself is divided as previous comments on the blog show. Hopes are high however, that mother nature will take the matter into her own hands and take the object onwards to its destiny in a spate during the night as the heavy rain runs off the hills.

The longer nothing happens the more danger that the Brighton of the South will win over our tourists.