AyeRight caused a panic with his more vigilant neighbours by sleeping in this morning. ‘Normally I am up by 06:30’ said AyeRight, ‘but last night there were a lot of rowdies on the street and I simply slept in’. The local community were concerned that the curtains remained drawn at AyeRight’s abode long after 06:30. Closed curtains have meant only one thing for vigilant Nairnites in recent weeks, that of cannabis cultivation.Luckily AyeRight climbed out of his sack and drew the curtains just in time to avert being awoken by the drug squad.‘Folk were really concerned’ said AyeRight. ‘I can’t blame them for thinking the unthinkable, especially as they know I am a keen gardener and had just taken delivery of a pile of dung, I’ve never inhaled any drugs’. Keen to assist any Nairnite thinking of sleeping in, AyeRight has designed this poster to place at his window next time he fancies an extra long sleep.‘To assist our local vigilantes I ask everyone to print out this poster and place in in the window anytime they know they might not be up at their usual hour’ stated AyeRight ‘Lets try and eradicate growing drug problem in our community and help crime fighters'.
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Sleeping? I right!
mmmm!, come to think of it strange that that huge boarded up building previously known as the community centre hasn't been knocked down yet.
Albert Inn has a lot of cardboard covering some of their windows
well speaking from a medical view as i must being a dr .. as long as you prove its for the pain caused by prolonged sitting in deck chairs at film festivals ...then i think you will be safe enough cultivating your wee forrest..
The doc
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