Contributed by a gurnite:
'Nairn Shopping Experience
I was out walking on Monday evening in the High Street, when I spotted a nice pair of sparkly earrings in a local shop, that I thought would suit my beautiful wife for her Wintersong. I has just received my annual Heating Allowance from the government and felt a wee bit flush. I went into the shop, and made my purchase, at a cost of £50 and left feeling happy, that I had contributed to a local shop and also had part completed my Wintersong shopping. I slept well that night and was woken next day by the sound of the Nairny hitting the floor at the letterbox. I opened my beloved paper, and was gobsmacked to see an advert with in huge letters 20 per cent off everything. After using many Kleenex tissues, I decided to go back to the shop to see what my position was regarding my purchase, to be met by a baleful stare from the manageress, and as I could feel myself gradually turning to stone, I exited in a hurry. My future Wintersong purchases will all now be made in either Inverness, Forres or the internet. Nairn is too risqué for me any more.
Happy Wintersong shopping to all Gurnites
2 comments:
Rob Dagenn should read his Nairnshire more carefully? The only 20% offer in the Nairnshire this week is from 3.00 - 8.00 p.m. on Thursday - tomorrow.
Ok, so Rob didn't read his Nairnshire properly (bad Rob!) but you'd have thought that in the spirit of Christmas, winterfest/lights, goodwill and all that stuff they might have offered something off? Maybe not the 20% but at least something in the interests of good customer service.
Now they've lost a customer who may have come back to buy his lovely wife something equally twinkly in the future but is highly unlikely to do so now!
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