The Gurn understands that a random group of the usual suspects have been rounded up by the authorities and forced into a brain-storming session against their will. The purpose of the under duress focus group was to formulate a strategy in the event of Nairn winning the uncoveted Plook on the Plinth award. We understand from one of our regular unreliable sources that the "hands up" approach won favour with those in attendance.
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Aye that old bandstand needs flattening for a start
Yes, I heard they're polishing it for one of these new fangled steam trains.
Who are you calling an old bandstand, cheeky? I hope the train thing takes off, I'd love a ride on a little steamy.
In all matters of brainstorming (amongst other things), I am an expert. To truly understand the path ahead, we must all place ourselves in a state of dazedness, confusedness and duress, whilst boarding a new-fangled steam train to the old-fashioned bandstand. My good friends, the symbology is clear...!
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