Breaking news we hear that the PFLN are to stand in the Highland Council byelection. They have reached an accomodation with the Nairnshire People's Front and have agreed to put up a joint candidate. A spokesperson told the Gurn: "We finally realised that we had to bury the hatchet to effectively fight Glenurquhart Road rule and injustice."
Is this the splinter group from the Liberation of the People of Nainshire Front?
ReplyDeleteSorry you are wrong Splitter, its The Peoples Popular Front cmon get it right. Was hearing rumours that The Loch Ness and Nairnshire Raving Loony Club are contesting as well look out for posters on the notice boards.
ReplyDeleteA big burdie told me in a few weeks time that Danny Alexander is going to become a member of The Gurn reporting team.
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Danny would like the pay increase, I hear Gurn expenses are especially generous
ReplyDeleteAnon@5.48pm - expenses, what expenses? Where did you hear that? We don't even get paid! Zero hours contracts, no minimum wage let alone a living wage, and if Danny came here for the biscuits, he's well out of luck. We're going on strike!
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